On the 2000 Elections

THANK YOU, voters of Florida!!! Thanks to your myriad election laws, we FINALLY have a decent man in office for President! Even though I know that an "apparent" majority of you wanted a man of dubious morals.

On the '96 Elections

First I'd like to thank the apathetic voters, the ones who either didn't vote, and the ones who totally WASTED their votes by voting for Perot. Because of YOU, we now have 4 more years of Bill "I fooled 'em again" Clinton.

And just to clear up any questions, the above is SARCASM. In other words, I'm extremely UPSET that Clinton WON the election. So far, several people seem to have missed the sarcasm, and thought I was happy (yuck!) that Billy boy got elected. WRONGO!!! I voted for Dole, I wanted Dole, we got screwed!!!! (And we didn't even get kissed!)

Created: December 7, 1996
Last updated: May 20, 2001